3 Easy Steps to Failure

I started to wonder if anyone would be interested in some simple and easy steps to FAILURE?

As I observed a bombardment in Social Media promoting a barrage of 3 or 5 or 7 Steps or Keys to all types of Success.... Be a Millionaire in just 6 days!... Create a large Email list in just months, etc...In case no one has covered this "niche" here are: